Tagged 100 things

Shruti Tagged me on this. So directly coming to point , Here I go:

1. Last beverage = Minute Maid
2. Last phone call = A special Bugger
3. Last text message = Ditto
4. Last song you listened to = Wish you were here

5. Last time you cried = Tonight. Another bugger leaves.

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice = Yes
7. Been cheated on = Nope
8. Kissed someone & regretted it = yes
9. Lost someone special = Yes
10. Been depressed = Yes
11. Been drunk and threw up = Yes

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Blue
13. Black
14. Green

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)

15. Made new friends = Yes
16. Fallen out of love = Highly Doubtful
17. Laughed until you cried = Yes

18. Met someone who changed you = Yes
19. Found out who your true friends were = YES
20. Found out someone was talking about you = I heard about something my manager firing me.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend list = Damn 2010!
22. How many people on your friend list do you know in real life = 10
23. How many kids do you want to have = 2
24. Do you have any pets = 2 ( crows)
25. Do you want to change your name = Naah its fine. Just to remind you its Pratik with an ‘I’
26. What did you do for your last birthday = It’s all blurred…
27. What time did you wake up today = Standard 9:40
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Spiderman 3
29. Name something you cannot wait for = Finishing this tag
30. Last time you saw your Mother= Last year
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life= Oh, Its been perfect.

32. What are you listening to right now =

How I wish, how I wish you were here. We’re just two lost souls Swimming in a fish bowl, Year after year,

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = No
34. What's getting on your nerves right now = Quantifying Volatility in VAR Models

35. Most visited webpage = 1. gmail, 2. facebook
36. Whats your real name = Pratik Gupta
37. Nicknames = I pass
39. Zodiac sign = Aquarius
40. Male or female or transgendered= what the hell?
41. Primary school = DAV
42. High School = Modi
43. College = IIT Madras
44. Hair colour = Black
45. Long or short = NCC cut
46: Height = Highly confidential info
47: Do you have a crush on someone? = Yes
48: What do you like about yourself? = I make jokes when I am uncomfortable.
49. Piercings = None
50. Tattoos = None, yet ;)
51. Righty or lefty = Righty

FIRSTS :

52. First surgery = 12th
53. First piercing = NA
54. First best friend = Gulgul
55. First vacation = Shimla’94

56. First crush = Shilpi Sharma, grade III – English teacher

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating = Paplu special Cheese sandwich
60. Drinking = Minute Maid
61. Doing = Blogging
62. Listening to = AC
63. Waiting for = Dawn

YOUR FUTURE

64. Want kids? = Yes
65. Get married? = Yes
66. Careers in mind? = I want to get broke once.

WHICH IS BETTER :

67. Lips or eyes = Lips open and eyes closed
68. Hugs or kisses = both together
69. Shorter or taller= what exactly are we talking about?
71. Romantic or spontaneous = Spontaneously Romantic
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Nice arms on sexy stomach
73. Sensitive or loud = again what exactly are we talking about?
74. Hook-up or relationship = Who cares?
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = I don’t get it….

HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger = Yes
77. Drank hard liquor = I am 23 year old bachelor. Do I still need to answer?
78. Lost glasses/contacts = Glasses, yes
79. Sex on first date = I don’t mind…
80. Broken someone's heart = I claim no responsibility
81. Had your own heart broken= they take full responsibility
82. Been arrested = No, not yet.
83. Turned someone down = Again I claim no responsibility
84. Cried when someone died = Yes

85. Liked a friend who is a girl? = I am 23 year old bachelor. Do I still need to answer?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself = Yes, I can
87. Miracles = happens

88. Love at first sight = Oh it so happens
89. Heaven = The Sessions with Floyd at back
90. Santa Clause = So true
91. Kiss on the first date = Only Kiss…??
92. Angels = & Demons.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

93. Is there one person you want to be with right now? = No there are two.
94. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? = Yes – a BF and a gf
95. Did you sing today? = Nope
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? = 1998, Sharjah Final

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = 16^th April ‘ 2010
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? = Yes and No

100. Posting this as 100 truths? = Pheww…..

I tag everyone who has ever commented on my blog. I would love to know more about you.

PS: I have been hell busy with certain things. I didn’t have much of a net connection where I have been roaming. But coming June will be different. A lot more blogging, following, commenting and smiles will be there.

PPS: I have been made to pay attention towards the increasing ranting posts. I promise no more ranting will be done at Hakunna-matataa. Love you all.

Guilty - Innocent Tag

There are tonnes of Tag pending and I want to apologize for not completing them since I am not getting any time to complete it but you don’t have much choice left when you have been tagged by Nipun. So here I go…This one is for you bro :

The rules goes like this:

RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2- You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

RULE 3- Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag to your friends to answer this.


Asked someone to marry you? Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty

Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent

Ever told a lie? Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty

Kissed a picture? Innocent

Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty

Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty

Held a snake? Innocent

Been suspended from school? Innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent

Stolen from a store? Guilty

Been fired from a job? Innocent

Done something you regret? Innocent

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty

Kissed in the rain? Guilty

Sat on a roof top? Guilty

Kissed someone you shouldn't? Guilty

Sang in the shower? Innocent

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty

Shaved your head? Guilty

Had a boxing membership? Innocent

Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty

Been in a band? Innocent

Shot a gun? Guilty

Donated Blood? Guilty

Eaten alligator meat? Innocent

Eaten cheesecake? Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn’t? Guilty

Have/had a tattoo? Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty

Been too honest? Guilty

Ruined a surprise? Innocent

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterward? Guilty

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty

Joined a pageant? Innocent

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty

Had communication with your ex? Guilty

Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Guilty

Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Innocent


I am tagging whosoever want to do this.

PS: I didn’t realize I crossed my 100th post and this is my 101st post so Yay! Please refer my acknowledgement post.

Seasonal Tag

Tagging season is back In business and I have ben recently tagged by Nipun. No more running around the bushes. Directly to tag:

1) What is your current obsession?
Sherlock Holmes ‘back again’ and Michi ‘forever’ and Anshul 'Rocks'

2) What are you wearing today?
Today is Friday, so I dedicate it to ishqiya….a baniyan and a ‘flower print’ shorts

3) What’s for dinner?
2 fags, 3 polo and 1 omlette

4) What’s the last thing you bought?
Smirnoff (green apple), Antiquity (blue) and Bacardi (Limon)……its party time fellas :)

5) What are you listening to right now?
Out of Ashes by Chester Bennington's ‘Dead by Sunrise’

6) What do you think about the person who tagged you?
Nipun: Why would I think about him? When I have to talk to him, I buzz him. Why the hell I would think, let go Nipun but even about for any guy in the world.

7) If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the
world, where would you like it to be?
I guess just adjacent to my neighbor’s home. (Killer shot !!)

8) What are your must-have pieces for summer?
Headphones!!

9) If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
I would love to go above so many people….Keira, Katrina, Celina…..Oh shit wait I have to change my shorts now. Damn you perv ppl!!

10) Which language do you want to learn?
Na'vi language

11) What’s your favourite quote?
Lite ra mama!

12) Who do you want to meet right now?
Sachin, sachin and sachin!!!

13) What is your favorite timepass?
Newspaper in the bathroom, sitting above the pot

14) Give us 3 styling tips that work for you.
Big round glasses with hair dripped in coconut oil – for good grades
White pants, red shirt, white shoes, black goggle (yes just like jeetender style) – for being a New Year party superstar
Half grown moustache with barely visible goatee – for public embarrassment, harassment and molestation

15) What is your dream job?
Movie critic-sit back, enjoy and write crap….Plus you get paid for it.

16) What’s your favorite magazine?
Satyakatha, Manohar kahaniyaan, Mastram – if you haven’t got ur hand on them, trust me- 0ne of the best reads of life.the imagination, writng and the words are so beautifully jelled together to get your gel out.

17) If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on?
‘ghar par ek beemar baap, boodi ma aur kunwari behen hai ‘ …what do you think I will do ? Yes, you are right. It’s party time fellas!!

18) What do you consider a fashion faux pas?
Shahrukh’s kuch kuch hota hai’s Body hugging T-shirts

19) Who according to you is the most over-rated style icon?
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam’s hairstyle

20) What kind of haircut do you prefer?
Anything unless it is under 20 bucks.

21) What are you going to do after this?
Curse Nipun some more for this looooong …….. Tag

22) What are your favourite movies?
Gunda, Luck, Jo bole so nihaal,Kasam paida karne wale ki, and any hindi-dubbed-telugu film.

23) What inspires you?
Tushar Kapoor having Anjana Sukhani in Golmaal 2

24) What do your friends call you most commonly?
Akha India apun ko Punchar ke naam se janta hai. Kya naam se? Punchar ke name se!!

25) Would you prefer coffee or tea?
Add some lime, pour some scotch and I will even drink ‘heritage vanilla flavored sweet milk’

26) What do you do when you are feeling low or terribly depressed?
I decide to go and become prof and suddenly, I realize what I am doing with my life and soon everything comes back on track.

27) What makes you go wild?
ummm…a nude girl beneath my sheet.

28) Which other blogs do you love visiting?
ohhh wait…..sorry ‘ Low disk Space’….cant mention all but anything even slightly on the line of insanity, attracts me

29) Favorite Dessert/Sweet?
Did I mention polo and chlormint before?

30) How many tabs are turned on in ur browser right now?
11 in Chrome, 8 in Mozzila, 3 IE

31) Favorite Season?
Season 2 – TBBT and PB/Dexter- season 1

32) If I come to your house now, what would u cook for me?
Are you kidding me…I will give you a bean bag, at max to get ur ass down and don’t forget to thank me for it. Okay okay, I will give you a Minto-fresh also.

33) What is the right way to avoid people who purposefully hurt you?
Revenge is dish best served cold.

34) What are you afraid of the most?
unobtanium

35) When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you
thought?
Is this really me or this is matrix. This is just an imagination overlapping the realms of reality. I must take the control of mind to see the real world. Oh crap, I am late for office again.

36) What brings a smile on your face instantly?
A girl in the mini skirt…..oh you are talking about face. Sorry, I read something and thought something else. Well then it would be statements issued by Pakistan Cricket Board

37) A word that you say a lot?
Do swearing counts as a word too??

38) What would you do if you were made President of India for one day?
Enact the President rule

39) What is that one thing that keeps you going.
Second hand victor GX 2005 model

40) Who was your first love?
My sister’s Barbie doll.

I Tag – who-so-ever want to get tagged and gagged is most welcome to be my guest.

Rules for those who are tagged:

Respond and rework – answer these questions on your blog, replace one question that you dislike with a question of your own, and add one more question to the list. Then tag eight or ten other new set of people.

(Please follow the procedures. Following this will bring good luck, money, wives, gfs. Ignore this and you will rot in hell, your dick will be chopped, your balls will be fired and you will be butt-fucked by elephant till eternity.)

PS: CID on Sony Channel rocks. If you haven’t started following it, do it from today. Must Must watch!!!

Tagged

Its 2:00 am and I just realized that I have been tagged by tangerine. I am tagged second time and I am feeling excited but the idea I got from other bloggers who got tagged is that it’s just the initial excitement only.

Anyways I should follow the trend until I am enjoying it.

Here goes the rule.
“Don't take too long to think about it. Fifteen books you've read that will always stick with you. First fifteen you can recall in no more than 15 minutes. Tag up to 15 friends, including me because I'm interested in seeing what books my friends choose”

Its really tough when you are not much of a reading buff and all when all you can think about is crashing or the ‘doga + nagraj’ comics you just finished. [;)].

But the task needs to be finished so here I go.

1. The stories of Sherlock Holmes - Arthur C Doyle.:
I started reading novels in my life after I read ‘Speckled band’ (am I right with name, somebody confirm please) in my ninth grade. Later by the end of my tenth grade I finished the most of the Sherlock holmes collections and yes, I deserved more than 84% in 10th. Sherlock was the real culprit

(Hey mom, dad….u reading??

Okay I commit, I wasn’t always studying after latching my door. Sherlock holmes collection was

in the second drawer. )

2. Kite Runner - K Hossieni.
The novel which I enjoyed the most and I savoured it for like 3 weeks reading just a couple of chapters everyday and saving it for as long as I can.

3. Interpreter of Maladies - Jhumpa lahiri
I read this novel long time ago when I didnt have any understanding for complex feeling but still one of the story touched me so deep that its still one of my all time fav.

4. Freakonomics: Steven Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner.
A must read for the people interested in knowing the hidden side and some of the most beautiful practical application of economics.

5. State of Fear: Michahel Crichton
The novel which started my 2 year hunt for crichton’s novel and I am delighted that now only 1 in the list is remaining.

6. Angels and Demons: Dan brown
The only masterpiece of author, as I see.

7. Harry Potter Series: JK Rowling
I guess the list will be incomplete without the mention. Though I am not a very big fan.

8. PS I love you: Cecelia Ahern
A great novel describing all the aspects of life of a young widow.

9. PG Wodehouse collection

There is nothing better in the world than enjoying his novels.
I guess I will stop here since I am not able to recollect the name of anymore good books but I am sure the coming time will definitely fill this void of remaining 7 books.

Que: do Raj Comics also count. If then anything featuring super commando dhruv is the best.

Following the tradition I tag tangerine, Vikas, ashutosh, nikesh ,Abhishek and shruti

PS: And finally Er. Pratik gupta nameplate awaiting for me.

The 8RF game

I have been tagged by lays...
After a certain delay, here I go.

Here are the rules:

1. Players start with 8 random facts about themselves.
2. Those who are tagged should post these rules and their 8 random facts.
3. Players should tag 8 other people and notify them they have been tagged.

8RF about me:

1) I once tried to hack my password. I just copied all the stars and put it in WordPad to see what happens…all it was stars only. God I can’t believe it was me only...

2) In class 9th we were playing truth and dare and my friend dared me to go out of the class without taking permission during the class. The class begins. I just stood up in between, put my hand on my mouth and start running as if I was vomiting…shit my teacher followed me to see whether I was all right. …ultimately I have to do vomit…

3) In our school canteen it used to be a matter of pride to steal samosa…when I tried and succeed in class 3rd..i was very happy. I proudly went to my home and told my mom about this…later u can imagine what would have happened….

4) I used to go to school in rikshaw….once when we were going , then due to some stione or something…rikhshaw got tilted and fell down…I was on the fallin side..unfortunately it was rainy season so in the next scene I was sitting in class with half of my clothes in mud..it was so embarrassing…

5) Aah this one is classic… when I was in class 6th I used to sit beside a gal, sometimes hands used to get touch each other…but for the first time I felt something.. hairs on my hand raised up…oh god it was awesome. Then in next some months I intentionally tried touching my hand to her …to my surprise she never tried to remove her hand :)

6) I was very bad in drawing..i generally used to loose my rank in class just due to that…so I decide something shd be done abt tht…my competitor submitted her drawing to madam..i was the last person in class doing the drawing paper ..Meanwhile madam left for drinking water . I just went and rubbed her wet drawing sheet on the table and kept it back…I was very happy that I am gonna rock this time …the result came..she again got the highest marks . Shuts that rubbing gave the drawing a grt shading effect...

7) In our coaching class we were sitting in the end…the class was abt metallurgy…the teacher was asking abt ores…we were having book in our bag..we opened it and start shouting the name of ores…now he told one fomula different from book. I shouted that its wrong…he asked me to stand and tell the answer. Meanwhile my friend kept the book inside..Oh fuch…I didn’t remember the formula…in the next scene I was out of class….

8) One of my friend harshi made the greatest fool out of me…we were chatting then one of our common friend come online …she told me that she has crush on me and she loves me…I was shocked..i told harshi what to do…she said u think yourself. Then I started telling the common friend that see its not like this way..we are friends..blah blah…then in the end harshi copy pasted some thing ..it was the chat I was having with the common friend..shuts..she created the fake account and took out everything from my mouth what she wants...

I tag FKD, arpan, shruti, db, nimit, samy, sauvya, dhruv