Changing Time

I was a firm believer of god. Then I lost my faith and with due time I regained it but in quite different form. I don’t go to temple, I don’t pray but I trust God. I started accepting what all happens in my life without any fight or reasoning. I trusted that whatever happens, happens for the best. May be it’s just another compromise with life and I am naming it as faith.

So whatever it is, lately I am started having all the doubts again. I have started reasoning the purpose behind every event. Life is so peaceful when you believe someone controlling your life for good. But it becomes really complex when it goes other way round. So I guess this part is going to be there in my life for sometime now.

I had my convocation done this Friday. I am officially a B.Tech engineer from IIT Madras. But this event made me realize one thing.

Till now I was telling myself that things will be more or less same. All of my friends will be nearby and we will be in constant touch. But convo made me realize that life will take a different course now. I don’t know whether it will be good or it will be bad, but it will be different for sure. Anshul is in Mumbai, Sajal’s location is still unidentified, ravi is in Bang, sumedh is between IIT and Banglore, Satyan took the fight to Amsterdam, Ashutosh joined the family business and Phani will be in 4 continents in next 2 years.

I guess this transition is getting into my head. I need some more time to figure out what I want in my life. Till then 'Beroe-zgaar' it is.

PS: Beroe is the name of my company i am working.

I had the time of my life!!

Its just 1 last week before I leave this place. I am feeling nostalgic all over again. I so much wanted to write for such a long time but life has been too busy for last 1 and a half month. But anyways life is again back to normal.

Some days before I was talking to my friend about the hidden talents. We came to conclusion that ours hidden talent will always remain hidden. But last night I realize my hidden talent. Mine is -Super memory.

Oh no no, I am not talking about remembering name, numbers, acads kinda memory. Mine is a bit different. I remember everything what happened in my life with all the minute details. I have all the incidents from my class 4^th onwards printed in my mind.

So the point is during these last weeks everything is coming back, life is flashing all over again. My stay here at IIT for 4 years has been so happening, so vibrant that I can literally write a book on it.

These were the four years when I turned into man (?) from a boy. (atleast I thini so)

In last four years I have seen greatest of the minds, dumbest of the lot, many good people, few bad people but I learnt something from each of them.

I still remember FKD making the whole ID-110 project single handedly, I remember chatting on arbit sites with shamshan, I remember giving ragging session in all the hostels with lays, I enjoyed watching all the RR v/s DC matches with Naren and Poba, I remember teasing Waggy and Ugri to the core.

I remember all my seniors. I remember Pico keeping me focused on studies, I remember all the Train Journeys with MLD, and I remember all the lavish life spent by nano.i remember all the night spent singing song with Nimit.

One of the things which were the integral part of my life was the Hospitality Team. I learnt so much from all you guys. I remember Pinki Putting me Excel fundaes, I remember him calling every day till I got placed, I remember discussing all the hottest gossips with Paed, I remember discussing all the team management fundaes he put to me, I remember being into my first gay relation with my darling proxy ( PS: I love you) , I remember all the tricks I pulled with galib, I remember linking tattu with KG, I Remember learning how to work from Cholla. I remember paining MMS all through the nite. I remember all the countless night outs, fart sessions, juices, grub, dance workshop. I have so many memories of all the Shaastra and saarang spent with you guys. Thanks a lot for giving me the time of my life.

I also remember putting fart with pattrow, I remember all the food and restaurants explored with Jadoo, I remember Achar preparing the best food I have ever eaten.But I don’t remember when I took 30 bucks from phani.

I met so many people who had a huge impact on my life. I have learnt so much from harshi. Thanks for telling me the real meaning of friendship. I would like to thank jussu and tamanna for hearing my long creepy thoughts patiently.I also Thanks Savya for the infinite notes and assignments she gave me.

And last but not the least – Sajal, Anshul, Sumedh, Rajat, Ravi – Fuck You all!! You a’sole made me so addicted of your company that I even started liking this fucking place. Go fuck yourself all of you!

SPARkS Final year Video

Its the final year video of the Civil Gumbal which we prepared as the final year farewell memento. It was a result of 2 days ( mostly nights) continuous efforts. Thanks to my fucking comp and ever cupping window movie maker. But anyways the final result came out was par expectation and this shit made us cry on all four hostel nights. So i guess it was worth the effort.

We have a funky name for our group - 'SPARkS'. Actually this name is result of a extremely intensed fart session at the back bench of some Gen course. [:)] who says that IIT classrooms are not productive now.

S = Sajal Gothi
P = Pratik Gupta
A = Anshul Gupta
R = Rajai Jain
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S = Sumedh Samant

So, the sparks for you!! Enjoy



PS : I love you guys! SPARkS is always gonna rule!!

The one with the RGs

Farewell time is near for all of us, final Years. IIT Madras has a great tradition to bid adieu to all the final years.

We have Hostel Nights where every hostel host a theme party and dinner, booze, RG , Video, toast and roast are the different phases of the party. Lemme give you a brief intro of all the terms.

Dinner/Booze – I think they are self explanatory but mind it, booze here refers not about drinking but dripping in it.

RG- the full form is Royal Gang bang.This a black book of a student. It’s a tradition where all the friends of a person come and sit together and describe all his dark tales which is later documented and displayed.

Video- a hostel video is also prepared where the unique habit of the person is shot and later played.

Toast – all the hostel and friend come and toast for the individual passing out people.

Roast – Final year students gave a roast to juniors by telling the inside stories of their life

So in the following 5 posts I am adding RG of all my closest friends in a way to giv them tribute from my side. About my RG, well I am not posting it. The reason, it’s a long story.

Its started 4 years ago when the internet was introduced in the royal state of rajasthan. I came to IIT at that time and got addicted to the internet. I returned back with this contagious disease and spread it all over my family. 2 years later there were shining new modem with BSNL internet connection in all my relatives’ homes. It was not over. I added them on my gtalk list and adding to it I started posting my blog links as my status message. Later it turned out, they all got through my initial uncensored posts and I really had a hard time convincing them that it was not real me.

So in short, if I post my RG over here, I am sure I will be abandoned from my family forever. So to avoid that risk, I am keeping my things to myself. If you are still interested in reading it, give me a buzz or leave ur id. I will mail it.

Till then enjoy the other RGs

PS: paplu’s RG is must read !!

Swearing maestros

As i told you that i was a beginner in the field of swearing but i met some people who already got masters in this field.It was the company of these people which helped me grow personally in this field. These people have done extensive and unique research in this field. Few to mention:

Sumedh: One of the most innovative mind in this field. He came up with a concept of hindi + English mix swearing words. The best of which is betifuck.

Sajal: He concentrated his research on 1 particular swear and tried to test various pronunciation and their effect on the people. Finally he came up with the best pronunciation of the words like ‘B0***di ke’

Anshul: This person hail from the most backward town on earth so he introduced the lost old regional culture into this field. His specialty is very simple yet effective words like ‘Kutte ke pille’

Rajat: He introduced the concept of the words half left like ‘ Madar...’. This was a unique approach since it didn’t hurt the other person and also conveys your feeling

Anyways I have been quite lucky living my life along with all these experts. I am right now just copying these people , but I am still hoping that I will be like them someday.

SWEARING

‘Swearing’ : Select; Right click; wordweb definition; ctrl C ; ctrl V

1.Profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger
2.A commitment to tell the truth (especially in a court of law); to lie under oath is to become subject to prosecution for perjury

Now I don’t agree with any of the definition completely. If you mix them both A commitment to tell the truth with Profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger. Now this sounds perfect.

I never used to swear till my eight grade. I used to think of a god forbidden thing and I used to feel very proud of this thing as I used to give me the feel of best son my parents can have; best person living on the earth and it fulfills the false notion that swearing is not for civilized people.

Now the story changed in eighth grade. One new guy ‘gaurav Gupta’ entered in my class. Height: 5 feet 6 inch. [ I was the same height as I am now :) ]. Weight more than 70 kg for sure. He used to teased me a lot. I tried not to pay attention. But slowly he entered into my gang and convince everybody to swear against me.

I kept my patience for as long as I can. Then 1 final day, I stand my ground and started swearing every god damn word I know: kutte, kamine, suar (pig) and blah blah….when I finished I realized I needed more than swearing to stand my ground against him. He was get up from his bench and started moving towards me.

God knows I peed a Little. I thought this is the end. I made my last wish too.

He came near to me, raised his hand , I closed my eyes because it was unbearable for me, then I felt his hand on my head. I thought this fucker chose the right part to kill me. I closed my eyes as tightly as I can.

Then I heard people around laughing. I thought I am in hell and demons are laughing. I opened my eyes a little. I was still in the classroom. I realized my end will take some more time.

I heard people saying : ‘ Gupta (my nick at that time), that’s it, you know this much. Okay let me teach you some more. But anywyas that was a nice effort man.” So in this way my swearing 101 lectures started and finally I managed to get a bachelor degree in swearing finally as i am completing my college.

Insti Dating Guide

I was discussing and putting some fundaes to my friend about the places , where he can take his gf in institute. Then I realized I have explored this campus a little more and in a little better way then most of the people so I decided to share the knowledge with my fellow mates. So these are some of the places where you can take your female partner and enjoy some good time.

1.Stadium: the most obvious and the most popular place to hang out (but only with female friends). This is the most awesome place in night to sit and talk. You can see the clear sky and stars, a perfect atmosphere to discuss personal issues. The only pain is security guard make a round and they will hush you. So to avoid this try sitting in the grass in the other corner of stadium and avoid the stairs.

2.Playground Avenue: the road between the playground avenue and acad block is the prefect night walk road. Complete route: playground avenue road > BT department road > straight ahead > MDS road > aero department road > nandini > followed by hospital and workshop path > GC. This complete road is covered with trees and generally remain free from people. [:)]

3.GC to Main gate: this is also oe of the most popular night wak road though I never liked it. Its painful to go 2.8 km to and fro. It gets the hell out of you. So if you have stamina ,try this path.

4.Vanavani school: there is branch of vanavani just infront of it , it’s a kids school. Now this sound weird but believe me this is the best place to hang out in night. Reason: benches are there to sit, no security guard issue, complete freedom to make out. [:)] . The only risk is when you have to jump the locked gate but after you are done this is the best place.

5.KV ground: it’s a good place during the evening tilll 11 pm because after security guard start making rounds. This place has benches around trees but they don’t have back support so its quite tiresome to sit there and talk. But yeah a good lonely place far from people.

6.Library: this is the favourite place for first years but seniors can also give it a try. Level 3 has a special section with cubicles. It’s a good place during the hot sunny day. It’s less private but better than sitting at the back gate of sharav.

7.Cs department Scholars room: this is one of the most unexplored place. It’s a room with lots of chairs and table and the best thing is its open 24 hours , I mean the whole night. The way is : BSB > take life > go to 2nd floor > take a left turm > enter into CS department > take a right > go straight. You will find the place. Most of the time you will find the room locked but if you just hold one gate and push other it will open. And yeah remember to take some books with you while going there.

8.Workshop roof: this is a risky place to go but one of the best places I have ever seen. There is ladder going to roof which you will find when you towards nandini from the road going straight from BSB. Just look for security guard and once you are above, it’s a nice thrilling experience.

9.BT department roof: I haven explored this place but I have heard its also awesome sitting on 7th floor roof top. Try it on your own risk.

10.the road behind aero department : this is the most horrific , most thrilling road. Lots of security breaches will lead you there but once you are there , you will experience the most thrilling experience of your life. Recommended for the daring dates.

11.Benches : these are list of some of the benches in the Insti where you can sit and talk peacefully : sangam ground, between post office and Vanavani and in front of BT department.

Disclaimer : the person should go at its own risk. The writer is not inspiring you to explore but sharing his knowledge. The person will be solely responsible for his action by himself.

PS: there are tonnes of mosquitoes at these places so preferably take odomos with you [:)]

Em an a’sole (Now and Then)

Till my high school:
1)I used to have doubts about whether we humans, live inside the earth ie the inner surface of sphere or the outer surface of sphere.
2)I was always amazed by the fact that how the hell is this planet hung in space….there is no thread or support…clearly Newton’s apple was unknown to me
3)Sex: I used to have loads of creepy ideas for that. I wish I could share but half my family reads my blog. Anyways I will share one. My first porn was the song ‘pehle nasha’. In that song when pooja bedi did that marlin Monroe level skirt fleeing act…Oh Gosh!! I used to sneak out and use to play that song on VCr again and again.
4)I always used to think that Mahabharta which is coming on television is really going somewhere and we are watching live telecast.
5)I was always fascinated by superman. I used to think that his flying power came from the Cape he wears. I used to put my towel as cape and even tried jumping off from boundary wall. Luckily I never tried roof top [:)]


Till today I believe
1)One day I will get some superpower.
2)My PJ’s are good.
3)The life which I am spending right now is a dream and someday I will wake up and I will see my totally different real life.
4)Time Travel will be possible.

Talent Hunt

Today I was watching Russell Peter’s ' Black, Brown and white'. Russell peter is a famous stand up comedian of Indian origin , born and brought up in Canada and quite famous for his racist jokes. So in his show he got a piece where he mock Indian parents about how they ask their child to perform in front of guest. After seeing that memory flashed, scenes reappeared and I was thinking about my childhood. In those days I used to be a “break dancer” which I now realize was nothing more than “govinda dance” but I preferred to call it a break dance. And most of my dances were used to be on the govinda numbers only which if I think today, sound so embarrassing.

Damn it!!

Anyways I used to be quite satisfied after my live performance in front of that poor guest and their formal gesture of applauds which were like a Wimbledon trophy for me in those days. But with the time, I realized the condition of those poor guests and luckily my “break dancing talent” got replaced with my “stand up comedy” talent. Today when I remember those moments I rally feel sorry for the unlucky guests and I really thank them all for their rounds of applauds which are still like trophies for me.
But for all you people,
you can run ,
you can hide,
but you cant escape my PJs. [:)]

Summer 2008

It’s been a long time since I touched I had any kind of contact with my blog. I was too busy doing my intern round the clock. The work was about taking my sleeping habits to new dimension. The work was completed successfully and the certificate has been issued. Now I am the only ISO certified sleep trainer.
Apart from my intern this summer was full of excitements, new level of farts. I opted the intern at ‘TATA (LALA) projects limited’ in kota itself. Being in your hometown for such a long time with all your cousins around was a life time roller coaster ride. 3 months were like ‘whoof!!’ day used to begin with a carom game, then a 3 hour business game session, then comics, and rest of the time is taken up by cards. But the highlights were weirdest of the weirdest thoughts that keep coming up and then a long serious discussion on them. It’s really awesome to think about all such sessions. I wish those days never ended, I wish life is always like that, I wish those days come again…NO they come rite now, I wish that I keep wishing those days …..

Post Saarang Activities

1)Sumedh aka Paplu aka rapchandoos busy texting. Now everytime he sends a text he refer 3 dictionary + gre software + wikipedia etc etc to write a perfect message. Lets wait for the result.
2)Manish aka mallu is busying searching net for drums fundaes since her new gal’s father is a drum teacher and every time the talk comes to drums ultimately.
3)Rajat aka Homework is very very depressed. He is going through post traumatic disorder. In this disease person feel very sick about the place and want to break free and go some place where he will be surrounded by hot chicks forever n ever.
4)MMS and punchar have shut themselves in their rooms for the very obvious reason that their salsa pics are out now on lan.
5)Pattrow changed the status from committed to single on orkut.
6)Tattu – no comments!! [:)]

Hospi treat ( Shaastra) @ GRT

Hospi Newsletter!!

This post is exclusively upon the hospitality team. For the change in this Shaastra, beside the usual slogging n working, the new factor was thulping. The nearly 5 digit grub bills will confirm my statement. All credit goes to ‘Thi- rani’ and ‘I don’t talk, I don’t argue, I just pass’. Let’s leave the people with the caricature badges aside n goes to the poor, unlucky people with the worasht quality badges hanging round the neck 24 hours a day causing skin rashes.

Coord 1 – This coord created a history. Every year hospi team got 1 or 2 coords who never go n see hospi desk but this was the only coord who never saw control room. He got his ‘Tant’ fixed at desk and trying hard to use his ‘Ex’ effect but as usual, destiny follows.

Coord-2 – The most hard working coord of the group, busy all the time either with the control room or busy with the thoughts of his meta gal.

Coord -3 -- no. 3 was busy with his bot and his new love of life that is coord no. 8 .cant say much because I m in love too with him ;)

Coord 4 – yeh lambe lambe bal, sunahri se ankhein, meethi awaz , patli kamar…..yes I m talking about coord 4. Trying something new everyday with his hair, didn’t change his luck and he ends up with the memories of lost love only.

Coord 5 – no comments….busy swimming all through Shaastra. (This fcuker has gave conjuctivities to me and my darling, coord 3)

Coord 6 -- playing h’IP'e and seek with the hospi team all through the Shaastra. What I can tell you is, You will hear some linking park ringtone, then the room will filled with some white gas and when the gas will be out , you will notice, coord 6 has gone like BOOM!! PDND him for next 2-3 hours.

Coord 7 – the prestigious coord (‘S Y Raman’). First time on the hospi desk the male homosapiens was announcing. All credits goes to this coord. Busy impressing the saarang EP core through the Shaastra, never ever turn up to hospi desk and found claiming openly, the desire of putting peace.

Coord 8 – that’s me, the most charming, enthusiastic, hard working coord of the lot. Its your bad luck if u have only seen me sleeping in control room or in the darkest corners of institute.

Anyways it was the best hospitality team of my life. I really enjoyed working a lot.i will never forget the work, silly ideas, all jokes, night outs, all fart, cricket, grub, 7 shakes a time…..man there are too many things to recollect.. This was the greatest Shaastra and all credit goes to the team. I am sure I am not gonna get such team again but I am sure memories related to this Shaastra will never ever fade away.Love u all and gonna miss you…!!

Thanks to paed….you were the best core I have Ever seen.i really enjoyed working with you and really want to work again if ever got a chance. Mera vaada agar divya mili to mein aapke bare mein zaroor bataunga!!

Thanks to proxy…I love you dude!!

Thanks to ip….abhi to bahut kuch saath karma hai dude.

Thanks to galib, tattu- see you again in saarang.

Thanks to chola….tu naa hota to naa jane kya hota ;)

Thanks to jussu and samyukta sethuraman….i am sorry but you were the hottest topic among us.
Thanks to sameer….sorry to mention- HOSPI COORD 9 ..hats off to you!!

Shaastra ends but as usual left the memories that none of us is going to forget.Bbye!!

KISKA KISSE MUQABLA

Today the end sem end for me. Our whole civil brotherhood went out and long session of serious discussions start which includes all the topic from economics of unlimited meals to latest news in institute from the closed curtains of SAARANG, from hydraulic engineering to the latest and hottest babe on and off screen but the topic which attracts my atmost attention was 1 news (I consider each and every rumors as a informative news as it ultimately converts into that)

This news was around each and every corner in last decades after the release of famous south Indian movie ‘humse hai muqabla’- the debut movie of famous prabhudeva.
We saw him shaking each n every single (ya every SINGLE) part of the bodyin the songs like urvashi urvashi,phati rap etc..... So The news was like this, that there was a dance competition held between prabhudeva and Michael jai kishan…oops its Jackson (please note that it has nothing to do with his personal habits of child care). In the competiton the format was initially Jackson will perform 1 step n then prabhudeva will copy that. Now prabhudeva will show one dance step which Jackson will follow.(its true…believe me) The final results were deva was able to do each n very step other than the last dance action of Jackson in which he danced on his thumb( shuts!! What a high funda fart-for all my non iitian friends fart means arbit discussion, arbit fact,arbit suggestion.In short everything out of our realm of knowledge.)

So now I was quite keen to know more about this news. I searched through each n every link available related to this n found one interesting fact which was hidden from the whole nation till now. In that competition there was special consolation prize for third winner which was given to none other than our very own boogie woogie man JAVED JAFRI ….XACTLY!!!


BHARAT KA SABSE …………….AKHBAAR

When we are talking of news how can I forget my daily scoop of interesting news – Dainik Bhaskar-bharat ka sabse tez badta akhbaar( in what sense???)
The news which I read last week was about Amisha Patel (oh my god!! She still produces news…great) . finally it was good see somebody other than Shilpa Shetty in newspaper. Ok lets get back to our news. The news was Amisha patel is looking a pink cover for her laptop and more importantly she is using her comp for chatting with her friends. Now this matter a lot our nation (how???). Ask the reporters and believe me it’s the real news printed in paper. So if u wanna start your day with a scoop just switch on to Dainik Bhaskar -bharat ka sabse fart marta akhbaar