KISKA KISSE MUQABLA

Today the end sem end for me. Our whole civil brotherhood went out and long session of serious discussions start which includes all the topic from economics of unlimited meals to latest news in institute from the closed curtains of SAARANG, from hydraulic engineering to the latest and hottest babe on and off screen but the topic which attracts my atmost attention was 1 news (I consider each and every rumors as a informative news as it ultimately converts into that)

This news was around each and every corner in last decades after the release of famous south Indian movie ‘humse hai muqabla’- the debut movie of famous prabhudeva.
We saw him shaking each n every single (ya every SINGLE) part of the bodyin the songs like urvashi urvashi,phati rap etc..... So The news was like this, that there was a dance competition held between prabhudeva and Michael jai kishan…oops its Jackson (please note that it has nothing to do with his personal habits of child care). In the competiton the format was initially Jackson will perform 1 step n then prabhudeva will copy that. Now prabhudeva will show one dance step which Jackson will follow.(its true…believe me) The final results were deva was able to do each n very step other than the last dance action of Jackson in which he danced on his thumb( shuts!! What a high funda fart-for all my non iitian friends fart means arbit discussion, arbit fact,arbit suggestion.In short everything out of our realm of knowledge.)

So now I was quite keen to know more about this news. I searched through each n every link available related to this n found one interesting fact which was hidden from the whole nation till now. In that competition there was special consolation prize for third winner which was given to none other than our very own boogie woogie man JAVED JAFRI ….XACTLY!!!


BHARAT KA SABSE …………….AKHBAAR

When we are talking of news how can I forget my daily scoop of interesting news – Dainik Bhaskar-bharat ka sabse tez badta akhbaar( in what sense???)
The news which I read last week was about Amisha Patel (oh my god!! She still produces news…great) . finally it was good see somebody other than Shilpa Shetty in newspaper. Ok lets get back to our news. The news was Amisha patel is looking a pink cover for her laptop and more importantly she is using her comp for chatting with her friends. Now this matter a lot our nation (how???). Ask the reporters and believe me it’s the real news printed in paper. So if u wanna start your day with a scoop just switch on to Dainik Bhaskar -bharat ka sabse fart marta akhbaar

Paplu's fundae

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS POST IS NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS!!!
207th Bone

So here i directly jump to main incident. My very dear friend paplu was once putting fundae to our little cute boy 'proxy' abt the in and out of the process of getting it straight. So the theory propounded was - actually there is one hidden bone. Now during the process it comes out of the body slowly and make it erect( shit, i was not aware of this) and he also advised him to be a lot careful during sex as it can cause fracture (wtf???). Now the debate is going about how to get it plastered after fracture. Please contact paplu if u got involved in any such fracture!!!

Another one....

ques... Why the good DVD print of KANK is available on lan and why not for Kabul Express???
ans..oops sorry funda...actually KANK was shot in London n New York and there the technology available is sood but Kabul Express was shot in Afghanistan(no need to say abt technology) therefore good print is not available.....whew.....

this is not the end….keep viewing for more updates!!!

world cup miracles!!!

hello, the idea of writing and creating my own blog was there in my mind since the day when we lost to srilanka in world cup and indian cricket team secured peaceful holidays in some resort outside India( ob they cant come back now) but last night while i was watching LION KING , then i felt very strongly taht tensions, chaos are becoming the part of our life......so lets revive the motto of life "hakuna matata"

To begin with lets get back to match...i don’t know how much u have noticed that, when dhoni gets out and score was 112/6 then their was a short break taken by dravid, telling the reason he want to piss(really???)....but what actually happened was he went , called his mom and asked - " where are you"
mom- " in home dear ,watching u putting fight"
dravid - " so everything fine till now"
mom -" yes son..everything is fine except India’s position in match"
dravid - match ko maro goli...u all just pack your bag n go out for a long vacation to some hill station or whatever...people will be coming there shortly to burn our house...and yes sachin's family is planning to go out in Honolulu forever, so u can join them also"

This was dravid case. Another one is- people complained about the reliance network getting blocked. After I searched for the truth, it was revealed that sehwag's mom was trying hard to call her son and ask him - 'kar lo duniya muthi mein"

friends it just the beginning...pls comment if u like this!!!