1. When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP. It will read.......BRB!!
2. There are no lesbians. Only women who have not met Rajnikant!
3. Once Rajnikant kicked a horse in the chin.. It's decendents were found to be giraffes!!
4. When Rajnikant does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down...!!! :o :D
5. Rajnikant knows
6. There is no Ctrl button on Rajnikant's pc beacuse Rajnikant is always in control
7. Rajnikant died 20 years ago. Death hasn't built the courage to tell him yet!
8. Some people claim to walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
9. When Rajnikant smokes up, the weed gets high!!!
10. The world cannot end in 2012 because Rajnikant bought a laptop with 3 years warranty
11. If Rajni Kant, nobody Can!!!
12. Rajnikant is not a star, he is Universe! He is the Big Bang!
13. Rajnikant can come up with an amicable solution on Ayodhya in 60 seconds. It will be amicable because Rajnikant says so
14. Only Rajnikant can fix all the things in CWG
15. Rajnikant can count till infinity. Twice
16. Rajnikant can delete recycle bin also
17. Only Rajnikant Can call Lord Voldermort by name!
18. Once Rajnikanth was denied VISA to
19. Rajnikant * 0 = Rajnikant
20. Rajnikant can finish Mario Bros without using the Jump button
21. Rajnikanth participated in a 100m race and obviously came 1st. But Einstein died after watching that, because light came 2nd!!!
22. Rajni was once playing 'Statue' with someone.. now tht someone is knw as 'Statue of Liberty' :P
23. God once made a mistake and exclaimed, "Oh my Rajinikanth!".
24. The new rupee symbol is merely Rajnikanth's signature
25. Rajnikant once taught a kid to enter a house without ringing the bell... The kid is now known as Sub-inspector Daya!!!
26. Secret of Apple logo revealed...It was Rajnikant who ate the Apple..!!!
27. Rajnikant wrote a cheque without balance.. the bank bounced..
28. 20 years later 'ROBOT' will make a film called "Rajnikant".........!!!
29. Only Rajnikant can unlike a post on Facebook
30. Mrs.Pratibha Patil is Indian citizen no.1...No. of Rajnikant number is 0
31. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Rajnikant allows to live.
32. When Rajnikant logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What's happening!
33. Rajnikanth is making a movie called 'Twitter' and he's going to be playing all 140 characters.
34. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
35. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
36. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
37. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
38. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
39. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikanth”.
40. Finally something tha THE RAJNIKANT can't do: Bat Like Sachin!!!
(Courtesy: Ashutosh, Kartik, Konark, Hrishikesh, Sumedh and so many other people whose dedication towards this great purpose will be remembered for the years to come. This is just a tribute to you guys. Cheers!)