Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Paplu's fundae

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS POST IS NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS!!!
207th Bone

So here i directly jump to main incident. My very dear friend paplu was once putting fundae to our little cute boy 'proxy' abt the in and out of the process of getting it straight. So the theory propounded was - actually there is one hidden bone. Now during the process it comes out of the body slowly and make it erect( shit, i was not aware of this) and he also advised him to be a lot careful during sex as it can cause fracture (wtf???). Now the debate is going about how to get it plastered after fracture. Please contact paplu if u got involved in any such fracture!!!

Another one....

ques... Why the good DVD print of KANK is available on lan and why not for Kabul Express???
ans..oops sorry funda...actually KANK was shot in London n New York and there the technology available is sood but Kabul Express was shot in Afghanistan(no need to say abt technology) therefore good print is not available.....whew.....

this is not the end….keep viewing for more updates!!!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

world cup miracles!!!

hello, the idea of writing and creating my own blog was there in my mind since the day when we lost to srilanka in world cup and indian cricket team secured peaceful holidays in some resort outside India( ob they cant come back now) but last night while i was watching LION KING , then i felt very strongly taht tensions, chaos are becoming the part of our life......so lets revive the motto of life "hakuna matata"

To begin with lets get back to match...i don’t know how much u have noticed that, when dhoni gets out and score was 112/6 then their was a short break taken by dravid, telling the reason he want to piss(really???)....but what actually happened was he went , called his mom and asked - " where are you"
mom- " in home dear ,watching u putting fight"
dravid - " so everything fine till now"
mom -" yes son..everything is fine except India’s position in match"
dravid - match ko maro goli...u all just pack your bag n go out for a long vacation to some hill station or whatever...people will be coming there shortly to burn our house...and yes sachin's family is planning to go out in Honolulu forever, so u can join them also"

This was dravid case. Another one is- people complained about the reliance network getting blocked. After I searched for the truth, it was revealed that sehwag's mom was trying hard to call her son and ask him - 'kar lo duniya muthi mein"

friends it just the beginning...pls comment if u like this!!!