Monday, December 28, 2009

Review of 3 Idiot: "Why rancho was an Idiot"

Had a chance to saw the movie 3 Idiot last night. Great movie. Tonnes of Sentimental stuff. Lots of messages. Great navel show by Kareena. Over and all a great movie. I mean atleast that what I thought when I came out of hall. But later in night, thinking about kareena, I got my attention slipped on other parts of movie too and I realized that it was of the greatest disaster film ever created in the industry after the SRK films. Sure if you think from my angle.

1. The most irritating thing was the ascent of Boman Irani. Yeah it was good when it was in Kaminey but don’t repeat the same thing and that too with such a irritating make up and hair style. I mean c’mon you don’t need the character to be hateful through make up. Let the script do it.

2. “All izz well”… that is the status message of half of my friends, currently online in my gtalk account. Now dude, c’mon gimme a break. What is all the hype about? It was just so insensible if you think to do in practical life. Just observe, even the little ‘Champ’ was kicking hard to shut them up. He even started crying, begging them to stop saying that irritating message again and again. And all these 3 + 20 other idiots was thinking, it was the magic of ‘All izz…well’. They even had a complete song dedicated on this. Absolute brilliant show of idiocracy!

3. Why the fuck ‘mili meter’ was crying when rancho gets the best student award. I mean who the hell cries on graduating day and even when he is receiving an award. I have never seen anybody crying in my college. Even who got the extension was chilling out. But again, why the hell ‘mili meter’ was senti.

4. Now its good that rancho decide to help joy in making his final year project. But again, in one more great show of (in)sensibility he tries to keep it secret and surprise him. And the result, you all know. Yeah now I agree with Rancho that it was a murder. But Rancho, you fucking moron. You are responsible for it. You idiot, you should have just told him that, ‘let me help you and we will complete the project’. Instead he tried to be superhero, doing everything alone and keeping the poor fellow joy in trauma for the days when our idiot Rancho was trying to make a super final year project in his first year itself and that too in the constrained amount of time.

5. There used to be a detective serial on DD2 – ‘Raja and rancho’ where Rancho was played by a moneky. That moneky even was smarter than our dear Aamir Khan. You remember, after helping Mona giving birth to a child, Rancho just lifts his bag and starts moving out. Now the scene started with all the three friends leaving together. But finally he starts moving alone. I mean, simply a 3rd class footage taking attitude. Dude be mature. Yes you are an idiot.

6. Rancho had 400 patents on his name and none of the Indian TV channel, even the IndiaTV also, didn’t cover him - looks so farfetched. I mean hirani was excellent with timeline of the movie. He even attached the 2004 Mumbai rains with the graduating year and related it with plot greatly. But Mr. Hirani, Technology is one more thing if you haven’t heard. You ignored the sheer brilliance of media bringing everything buried out. They do it literally once when they get the prince out of the tubewell hole.

7. The movie was racist in his theme. The way they insult the great tamilians celebrated tradition to mug, mug and mug, along with trying everything to leave others behind is mocked all the way in movie. Now I hereby I strongly condemn the scenes featuring chatur as the biggest asole , farting sambhar smell throughout the movie. On the record I would like to say that I sincerely appreciate his gesture of providing the much needed porno magazines to relieve the pressure during exam time. He was so much different from the usual tamilians and trying to help other fellow students in concentrating for exam. On the other hand, what do you say about Rancho securing first rank year after year and our other two idiots getting screwed up? Rancho was all the way motivating them, not to study and secretly studying on his own. Now that is should be bring ahead and blamed.

8. Who the fuck go and have a marriage in Manali and that too when you are well settled in Delhi. I mean, that was way out of line. I don’t even want to discuss this. Just one thing – Kareena and ‘Price Tag’ was engaged when Rancho was in 1st or 2nd year. Now after 4 year of college + 5 year of wilderness – 2 initial years = 7 years. This is the courtship period for kareena. What the …Fuck!!

I have just one thing to say – the title of the movie shouldn’t be 3 Idiots but ‘300 idiots’. In the loving memory of all the 300 morons who worked their blood and sweat to make it possible for the movie to cross all the limits of idiocracy!!

Hats off for the team!!

PS 1: I forgot to mention about the 2 months extra expensive medication at the posh hospital in Delhi while the price of bhindi being Rs. 12/kg makes you go haywaired. Plus 2000 bucks new saree. Who the hell is financing…Raj Kumar Hirani??

PS2: Rancho used to visit the blog of Sharman joshi and never lefts a comment. Now that is crime according to penal court of blogosphere. So folks, if you are not leaving comment, then you are a state convict. Mind It!!

65 comments:

saurabh said...

haha.. nice1 dude..
but u forgot to relate the characters of the movie with our real life friends such as anshul who was more like a mixture of both chatur and raju.. although our dear friend topped every single course he did in iit and his sadistic ways of putting rg everytime just like chatur had a tough time getting his degree on time becoz of some other saditic characters in his life..
and u forgot to mention one more point.. when ur friend comes last, u feel bad, but when he tops, its a down to hell feeling.. isnt it??

Pratik Gupta said...

tell me about it....scoring constant 7 throughout the IIT life and congratulating that mofu anshul every single semster....

Abhinav said...

sahi hai yaar, jhoota hype to hota hi hai waise i have not yet seen the movie

chams said...

i agree..... rocket singh is a better flick if someone wants to go for a hindi movie nowadays,
@pratik: boman irani was not there in kaminay

dubey said...

hey pratik I agree to ur comments..
but u forget to mention some main points like
who the hell goes to manali?
that was a question of interest where u want to get married like Arun nair and Elizabeth got married in India...
second thing Aamir making 4th year project in his first year itself i dont understand hw can a 4th year student forgot the balancing factor of that machine..
may be what Aamir did was the need of the script.
otherwise all ur views were upto the mark....
one more thing Javed got the fake degree from such an esteem organization and he was never caught may be a coincident bt a undigestible one..
neways once again a good observation....

Pratik Gupta said...

@abhinav: dekh le bhai, uske baad disucuss karenge

@cham: what i meant was the way he used to pronounce 'Shh' like 'sss'....like shahid did it in kaminey....'saa' ko 'faa'

@dubey: tune bhi zabardast research kar dali movie pe

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Manoj Bharadwaj said...

It is a nice post in the sense that it presented a completely opposite view of the the common perception. But there are a few things that I would like to say.

After the movie, a thought occurred to me as a result of similar things that you wrote about (not that intense but with the same flavor). It is "a movie is not really about what it actually 'is'. It is actually about what is 'stands for'!" I agree that there was some masala thrown in, it was largely inspired from the novel, it is perhaps even unreal at some levels. But, what it stands for is something that is amazing!

There is a statement that touched me sometime back: In India, the government wants literacy, not education. Reflect on it for a while. Think about how much that we learned in IIT was education and how much was literacy.

I attended my school reunion a few days back. Me and another friend of mine (Shakki) were the only IITians there. But I thought, what if all the others have been admitted to the same institute that I have had the privilege (luck?) to attend? They may not have turned out to be me or you or anyone else we know (there are a lot of IIT graduates who have become technically literate but have not been educated anyways) but I can not deny the fact that they would have had the best chance to get educated because what is dear to me from the IIT days is that education that empowers me, widens my horizons, enables me make that extra friend!

Though debatable, Baba Ranchod Das is right. The focus of the system (be it by the government or anyone else) should be on enabling and empowering people to pursue what they like to do most.

It is sad that that is largely not true of the world as we know it. Sadder than that is the fact none of us seem to be making any efforts to create such a system.

Pratik Gupta said...

"the government wants literacy, not education"....absolutely true...one more case in the movie about the defination thing...our profs don want ur understanding...they want bloody-mugged-puked-answers....what you pointed out is definitely all too correct...they are not just killing the education but also the will of student to learn

nimit said...

Only one statement for you Punchar "Sometimes it's good to appreciate other's qualities ignoring their defects!!!"

Sorcerer said...

But later in night," thinking about kareena", I got my "attention slipped" on "other parts" of movie too and I realized that it was of the greatest disa..

i loved that creative writing bit.
haha..

nice .I am still to watch it

Pratik Gupta said...

@nimit: we have 1 billion people for that...let me think freely...i believe that was one of the message...think freely ;)
see in the end i am with the movie

Pratik Gupta said...

@sorcerer: thanks mate!! honour for me to get an appreciation from the master of this art :)

nimit said...

@nimit: I appreciate your learning of free thinking from the movie. But don't become so free that you declare Joy a girl! (See point 4 of your post! --> rancho decide to help joy in making *her* final year project.) There are many more such defects (mistakes) in your post but I chose to appreciate and hence didn't pointed out those. I guess this too was a learning from 3 Idiots!...See in the end even i am with the movie. ;)

Pratik Gupta said...

@nimit: i think we are all on the same page !! arent we? :)

Phunk... said...

well pratik .... i think if u can criticize such a nice movie then better try ur career as a critic...

Pratik Gupta said...

@phunk: thanks for your kind advice sis but i will stick to my basic number job only :)

insomniac said...

opens up a whole new perspective!! i never researched so much after watching the movie!! goodness shows a true IItian?! true every movie has some flaws but i think the msg carried out was gud!! mayb now profs will not encourage mugged up answers indirectly(or do i say directly?!)thro horrendous grades!

Pratik Gupta said...

@insomniac: naah, i don think system is going to change in near future. In fact chances are very bleak in far future

ritu said...

why don't you become MOVIE ANALYST?
Its just a movie and writing a thesis on it again shows a idiocracy. That means "YOU ARE THE FOURTH IDIOT".

Hey Raj Kumar Hirani catch up The Pratik Gupta.

Anuja said...

YOU had/have a blog!!

Pratik Gupta said...

@ritu: i hope rahkumar hirani hear you :)

@anuja: Yes yes, I have!! :)

Psaffy said...

movie: watch for 3 hours or something, and fucking forget about it.. if it made you feel good, it is a good movie.. else it is a bad movie..
what the fuck is this all about? it is god damned butt fucking entertainment thingy alright..
there are better things for you to do in life.. for example: how to get sumedh samant naked.. etc etc..

Pratik Gupta said...

@psaffy:the mission to get sumedh naked is already done...the bigger plans are on now but they cant be posted on public forum...rite? meanwhile enjoy this shit :)

Psaffy said...

http://psaffy.blogspot.com/2009/12/movies.html

INFERNO said...

I am acting on your PS2 advice :)

Great dude, its courageous to outrage an amir khan production in such a way and i totally agree with most of the loose ends.While watching the movie i was thinking whether it was only I who could notice the idiocracies, i am glad that you bought it out. There were other loose ends as well, I had travelled from delhi to shimla but never found such a lush greenery along the mountains as was shown in the movie, neither did i encounter a water body along the side of road, 150 acres of property in town like shimla!! the person could only be british decendent, ladakh as i know is a cold desert but amir khan flying a airplane along side a rich water body, have i heard wrong things abt ladakh or were they presenting a post global warning scenario when ice-caps melted and flooded the area (similar to 2012). There are other fallacies too but it was definitely a timepass if u close ur mind and stop being a critic as you were already forced to be an engineer!!

Pratik Gupta said...

@inferno: yeah dude, i wish you were here for most furious discussion in pantry area:)

Sorcerer said...

Happy New Year!!!

have a fantastic New year

Dr.Disha said...

hey dude..really nce one..i dnt knw tht ur mind is tht fast ..u ryt kewl..i m agree vd u..bt as u knw evry person has 2 faces in life n also in thoughts,so its up to u wich one shud b followed..

Amitabh said...

Finally someone who agrees with me that the movie is a fart. I am tired of talking to numb skulls, telling me that this is one for the dvd collection.
Sometimes, someone (like you) just agreeing to a point of view, makes you a saving grace :-) (How oppurtunistic eh !!)
My views at
http://spinningawheel.blogspot.com/2009/12/996-movie-40-of-morons-and-idiots-3.html

Nipun said...

A real review finally!
Itni bhi mat maro yaar..
Virtualy sb chalta h...
I loved the movie watever was dere...:)

Pratik Gupta said...

@Disha: thanks but someone has to bring out the other face....i have taken this responsibility because with big power comes big responsibility :)

Pratik Gupta said...

@amitabh: finally one more person raping 3 idiots :) grt meeting you

Pratik Gupta said...

@nipun: out of curiosity: where do u see urself in film? i mean in which character? or is it Kareena?

satyan said...

Dude, 3 idiots is fucking piece of shit , Indian education system is the best.


I wasted fucking 3 hours watching it.

Pratik Gupta said...

@satyan aka chcha: dude for the first time ever in life , you are adding a positive response....i guess that place has changed you...

The Flower of English Grammer said...

u r an assole... no more comments!! stop writing movie reviews n u r better off... at least theblog ll look better....

Pratik Gupta said...

@paplu: iska matlab tu senti ho gaya movie dekh ke...huh :)
lol max!! kisse relate kar liya apne aap ko?

The Flower Of English Grammar said...

relating urself to some character in the film is the real idiocy!!! don't relate it to someone or anyone and u ll get a good movie...

by the way, the rains in mumbai were in 2005 not 2004!!!

Prakrati said...

I loved it!!

Pratik Gupta said...

@paplu: relating urself to some character in the film is the real idiocy....i guess you forget the serendipity experience last night....trying to snatch the hero part for urself

@prakriti: good for ya..got your value for money :D

Lincoln said...

I am commenting only bcoz i read last line of this blog ;)

U have an interesting blog, keep rocking....

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Pratik Gupta said...

@Lincoln: Hey welcome to the blog and Thanks for commenting. glad that you liked it!!

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Anonymous said...

Envy Rancho's way of study like the def part which many people still memorize but he gets to the point by shortcuts without saying all words.

Of course Professor in movie told him to get out@ of the class. Sad to have those kinds of narrow-minded Ph.Ds.

Chandan said...

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