Thursday, February 4, 2010

Tags and Template

As you must have observed I have changed the template. The last went haywire. It used to show different fonts in different browsers and the colour of the post title kept changing automatically. Apart from this – the black hue was making me sick. So changing the template was on the cards for a long time now but somehow all the drinking, gambling and sex kept it waiting (yeah, I like to exaggerate and to live in a dream world). Finally it is done and your comments are awaited, which will be put to effect no sooner than 3 months.

While I was changing the template, I decided to change the tags too. I had a brainstorming session with some of the most advanced minds of our time and came up with some of these catchy phrases. The idea was that if you are bored to death or you are generally killing time, waiting for the clock to ring 7, so that you can pack your bag leave office, it will help you navigate through the blog in a much more comfortable way.

So anyways these are the labels that we came up with:

  • Bhankas : This will be the chestnut of those posts where I go on writing without any logic or sense. Parental advisory is strongly recommended for these posts as they can cause hazardous, irreparable damage to your grey cells.

  • Aaila: Anything related to Sachin or remotely related to cricket, ashish nehra and nayan mongia will be categorized under it. We have also decided to put Pakistan Cricket board, though it was a strong contender for ‘Bhankas’ too.

  • Chal-Chitra: Yeah, you got it. Everything ranging from Nisha Kothari to Tushar Kapoor, to Altaf Raja to Himesh Reshamiya will be dumped under this tag.

  • Emotional Atyachar : This is my favorite part where I portray the role of an emotionally sensible, stable guy and narrate stories of my mis-adventures in life and ‘how life has betrayed me’. In short, this will be a storehouse of posts that give you the false notion that your life is far better then mine.

  • Gagged : Tagged

  • Gyan Vigyaan : All the posts where I enlighten the world with my vast repertoire of knowledge on “Everything under and above the sun”.

Disclaimer: These fundaes are given by experts: Viewers are advised to follow at their own discretion.

  • Machau : One of my friends told me that ‘Michi is Machau’ and this tag symbolizes him. We also decided to respect the Life-Long contribution of Paplu to the world and any post related to either of them will fall under this section.

  • Meri bhains ko anda kyun mara: I get frustrated easily and I love ranting about it. I love it even more to write about it. So if you think you are in a happy mood and it had been a long time since you felt bad about the world - try this category.

  • Office Humour : A recent attempt to capture the on going inter and intra departmental professional synergy to revolutionize plug-and-play value of the product and to optimize peer-to-peer networking that drives visionary initiatives and such shit like these will be carrying this tag. [ Courtesy : http://www.bullshit-generator.com]

  • Purani jeans and Guitar : Everything about the ‘ Good ol’ Days’

  • अभियांत्रिकी: About the days when life used to be much simpler and all you had to worry about was the mess food and the morning lecture. The time when we used to feel young and ready to fall in love. The years which passed by without seeing the clock or the calendar. Yes I am talking about my IIT engineering days.

I guess this is it. If you feels something is left and you are a part of the elite advanced insane mind of the world, feel free to drop your ideas and suggestion.

10 comments:

Tangerine said...

i love ur template!!! honestly, i will come back and comment on ur post.. for now i just want to say that u have been tagged.
http://thenightwhispers.blogspot.com/2010/02/eight.html

Nipun said...

HEHEHEHE..
Pratik bhaiya is tagged again with the same tag.
Now I want to see the way you curse ladies.

Its a great new template.
Last one was really painful bhaiya..
Got each and every point that you have mentioned.
I would add a new label called What The F!!
It may be about the useless controversies and happenings in media and the cricketing world (Apart from sachin wala AAILA)..
U recognise the useless ppl well (PCB)
Great mindb lowing research with the best minds..:)

Cheers

Nuts

Chanz said...

I too love your template.. Its feels so calm.. U know what.. Your earlier template was too dark and therefore made me unable to read (oh ok, I can agree that I have bad eyes)... But seriously... love this one..

and i love the new tags too..

Sorcerer said...

new template is cool
and nice post too

Ashwin said...

Um, actually I think that the earlier template was better!

Pratik Gupta said...

@tangy: hey thanks for dropping by....and tagged again!! lemme check

Pratik Gupta said...

@Nipun: Curse to tangy....dude that so not gonna happen :)
Abt the what the...F thing...you are right...lemme see if get my hand on something like tht.

Pratik Gupta said...

@Chanz: Hey thanks for liking the template....and for sure its the fault of Template....your eyes are perfect!! :)

Pratik Gupta said...

@Sorcy: Thanks man!!!

Pratik Gupta said...

@Ashwin: Dude lemme tell you i was a big fan of last one and yours black one is really amazing too but the code was going haywire...but lemme promise you - That Black will be back!!