Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Across the Cubicle - Office Humors 2

Boss: Good work. Keep it up !!

Me: (looking down at my pants and then up): Sure sir! I will try my best

And I departed with a smirky face

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Kamla [a colleague/Mentor] (from across the cubicle): Come here, I will show you.

Me: No I don’t want to see it

Kamla: You won’t understand until you see this. Its quite complicated

Me (with a smirk face): That must be interesting. Coming in a sec

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Kamla (from across the cubicle): Take this.

Me: Its so slim dude

Kamla: Yeah I know. Now Insert it

Me: It’s not going

Kamla: let me see. Oh damn! You have inserted in the reverse position.

Me: But it was still going inside

Kamla: It goes both ways. It’s a special Pen drive

Mayank [ a colleague and only colleague ] (from the adjacent cubicle): Niiiiceeee!!

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Colleague (peeing in the adjacent cubicle Urinal): Hey wassup !!

Me: (looking down at my pants and then up): Nothing much……..Literally. (Still thinking, what he meant exactly)

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Overheard this conversation between two Colleague who are coincidentally room partners too

Colleague 1: Dude, I was not able to sleep last night

Colleague 2: Me too. It got really hot last night.

Colleague 1: No I am talking about all the noises you make in bed. Why you are so loud?

Colleague 2: And what about you? Why do you always have to smoke after everything?

Colleague1: lets discuss this later. First let’s talk to landlord and get the AC repair.

Me: Smiling while sitting at his desk

22 comments:

JUMPER said...

Last one was LOL!!! :D

Pratik Gupta said...

and people say corporate life is monotonous... :)

Chanz said...

Hahaha... i dont think I would say that again..

Good work.. keep it up..!! :P

Abhishek said...

i bow to thee!

Pratik Gupta said...

@chanz: nice to be careful then to be documented on a public blog..isnt it? :P

@abhishek:"i bow to thee!" >> Hindi translation>> " jahanpanah, Taufa kabool karo" :P

Nipun said...

hahaha.
That was cool.
If dis is office life den i want to join it asap..
In simple words "maja aa gaya bhaiya"

Cheers.

Nuts

Abhishek said...

:D

apnedilkibaat said...

hehe.
kamla :P
nonthing up, literally :D

good job. keep it up.

waiting for the third one.

Anonymous said...

Obsessed with sexual references, aren't you

Pratik Gupta said...

@anonymous: every straight man is...arent you :)

Tangerine said...

LOL!!! That was hilarious :D

Pratik Gupta said...

@Tangy: thanks again....:)

susie said...

rofl...

Pratik Gupta said...

@susie: welcome to the blog and thankoo thankoo!!

nameera said...

kheehee!
Ur colleagues don't read ur blogs? :P

Pratik Gupta said...

@nameera: i try not to share with them :)

Kathryn said...

HA! It doesn't sound terribly boring at your work place! Kamla sounds especially good for a snarky remark or two.

Boy, the things you overhear can definitely be misunderstood, eh??

Great post!

Sorcerer said...

Lol!!!
nice nice..
corporate life is awesome actually if you open your eyes and ears and things..you knoww!!

Ashwin said...

Ah, things like these sure does motivate one to go to office everyday!

Pratik Gupta said...

@kathryn: yeah indeed, kamla is a grt guy....Thanks a lot!!

@ sorcerer: yes man, keep your mouth shut and keep your eyes and ear open :P [ if you didnt notice, the source of inspiration for this post has been you :D]

@ashwin: i would agree but these things are just on the surface. beneath it, the large corporate trap waits for you

Shruti said...

No wonder you enjoy your work ;). waiting for the next edition.

Pratik Gupta said...

@shruti: It will be coming soon. I expect to see similar post 6 months down the line on ur blog too..