Boss: Good work. Keep it up !!
Me: (looking down at my pants and then up): Sure sir! I will try my best
And I departed with a smirky face
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Kamla [a colleague/Mentor] (from across the cubicle): Come here, I will show you.
Me: No I don’t want to see it
Kamla: You won’t understand until you see this. Its quite complicated
Me (with a smirk face): That must be interesting. Coming in a sec
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Kamla (from across the cubicle): Take this.
Me: Its so slim dude
Kamla: Yeah I know. Now Insert it
Me: It’s not going
Kamla: let me see. Oh damn! You have inserted in the reverse position.
Me: But it was still going inside
Kamla: It goes both ways. It’s a special Pen drive
Mayank [ a colleague and only colleague ] (from the adjacent cubicle): Niiiiceeee!!
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Colleague (peeing in the adjacent cubicle Urinal): Hey wassup !!
Me: (looking down at my pants and then up): Nothing much……..Literally. (Still thinking, what he meant exactly)
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Overheard this conversation between two Colleague who are coincidentally room partners too
Colleague 1: Dude, I was not able to sleep last night
Colleague 2: Me too. It got really hot last night.
Colleague 1: No I am talking about all the noises you make in bed. Why you are so loud?
Colleague 2: And what about you? Why do you always have to smoke after everything?
Colleague1: lets discuss this later. First let’s talk to landlord and get the AC repair.
Me: Smiling while sitting at his desk
22 comments:
Last one was LOL!!! :D
and people say corporate life is monotonous... :)
Hahaha... i dont think I would say that again..
Good work.. keep it up..!! :P
i bow to thee!
@chanz: nice to be careful then to be documented on a public blog..isnt it? :P
@abhishek:"i bow to thee!" >> Hindi translation>> " jahanpanah, Taufa kabool karo" :P
hahaha.
That was cool.
If dis is office life den i want to join it asap..
In simple words "maja aa gaya bhaiya"
Cheers.
Nuts
:D
hehe.
kamla :P
nonthing up, literally :D
good job. keep it up.
waiting for the third one.
Obsessed with sexual references, aren't you
@anonymous: every straight man is...arent you :)
LOL!!! That was hilarious :D
@Tangy: thanks again....:)
rofl...
@susie: welcome to the blog and thankoo thankoo!!
kheehee!
Ur colleagues don't read ur blogs? :P
@nameera: i try not to share with them :)
HA! It doesn't sound terribly boring at your work place! Kamla sounds especially good for a snarky remark or two.
Boy, the things you overhear can definitely be misunderstood, eh??
Great post!
Lol!!!
nice nice..
corporate life is awesome actually if you open your eyes and ears and things..you knoww!!
Ah, things like these sure does motivate one to go to office everyday!
@kathryn: yeah indeed, kamla is a grt guy....Thanks a lot!!
@ sorcerer: yes man, keep your mouth shut and keep your eyes and ear open :P [ if you didnt notice, the source of inspiration for this post has been you :D]
@ashwin: i would agree but these things are just on the surface. beneath it, the large corporate trap waits for you
No wonder you enjoy your work ;). waiting for the next edition.
@shruti: It will be coming soon. I expect to see similar post 6 months down the line on ur blog too..
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