Seasonal Tag

Tagging season is back In business and I have ben recently tagged by Nipun. No more running around the bushes. Directly to tag:

1) What is your current obsession?
Sherlock Holmes ‘back again’ and Michi ‘forever’ and Anshul 'Rocks'

2) What are you wearing today?
Today is Friday, so I dedicate it to ishqiya….a baniyan and a ‘flower print’ shorts

3) What’s for dinner?
2 fags, 3 polo and 1 omlette

4) What’s the last thing you bought?
Smirnoff (green apple), Antiquity (blue) and Bacardi (Limon)……its party time fellas :)

5) What are you listening to right now?
Out of Ashes by Chester Bennington's ‘Dead by Sunrise’

6) What do you think about the person who tagged you?
Nipun: Why would I think about him? When I have to talk to him, I buzz him. Why the hell I would think, let go Nipun but even about for any guy in the world.

7) If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the
world, where would you like it to be?
I guess just adjacent to my neighbor’s home. (Killer shot !!)

8) What are your must-have pieces for summer?
Headphones!!

9) If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
I would love to go above so many people….Keira, Katrina, Celina…..Oh shit wait I have to change my shorts now. Damn you perv ppl!!

10) Which language do you want to learn?
Na'vi language

11) What’s your favourite quote?
Lite ra mama!

12) Who do you want to meet right now?
Sachin, sachin and sachin!!!

13) What is your favorite timepass?
Newspaper in the bathroom, sitting above the pot

14) Give us 3 styling tips that work for you.
Big round glasses with hair dripped in coconut oil – for good grades
White pants, red shirt, white shoes, black goggle (yes just like jeetender style) – for being a New Year party superstar
Half grown moustache with barely visible goatee – for public embarrassment, harassment and molestation

15) What is your dream job?
Movie critic-sit back, enjoy and write crap….Plus you get paid for it.

16) What’s your favorite magazine?
Satyakatha, Manohar kahaniyaan, Mastram – if you haven’t got ur hand on them, trust me- 0ne of the best reads of life.the imagination, writng and the words are so beautifully jelled together to get your gel out.

17) If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on?
‘ghar par ek beemar baap, boodi ma aur kunwari behen hai ‘ …what do you think I will do ? Yes, you are right. It’s party time fellas!!

18) What do you consider a fashion faux pas?
Shahrukh’s kuch kuch hota hai’s Body hugging T-shirts

19) Who according to you is the most over-rated style icon?
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam’s hairstyle

20) What kind of haircut do you prefer?
Anything unless it is under 20 bucks.

21) What are you going to do after this?
Curse Nipun some more for this looooong …….. Tag

22) What are your favourite movies?
Gunda, Luck, Jo bole so nihaal,Kasam paida karne wale ki, and any hindi-dubbed-telugu film.

23) What inspires you?
Tushar Kapoor having Anjana Sukhani in Golmaal 2

24) What do your friends call you most commonly?
Akha India apun ko Punchar ke naam se janta hai. Kya naam se? Punchar ke name se!!

25) Would you prefer coffee or tea?
Add some lime, pour some scotch and I will even drink ‘heritage vanilla flavored sweet milk’

26) What do you do when you are feeling low or terribly depressed?
I decide to go and become prof and suddenly, I realize what I am doing with my life and soon everything comes back on track.

27) What makes you go wild?
ummm…a nude girl beneath my sheet.

28) Which other blogs do you love visiting?
ohhh wait…..sorry ‘ Low disk Space’….cant mention all but anything even slightly on the line of insanity, attracts me

29) Favorite Dessert/Sweet?
Did I mention polo and chlormint before?

30) How many tabs are turned on in ur browser right now?
11 in Chrome, 8 in Mozzila, 3 IE

31) Favorite Season?
Season 2 – TBBT and PB/Dexter- season 1

32) If I come to your house now, what would u cook for me?
Are you kidding me…I will give you a bean bag, at max to get ur ass down and don’t forget to thank me for it. Okay okay, I will give you a Minto-fresh also.

33) What is the right way to avoid people who purposefully hurt you?
Revenge is dish best served cold.

34) What are you afraid of the most?
unobtanium

35) When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you
thought?
Is this really me or this is matrix. This is just an imagination overlapping the realms of reality. I must take the control of mind to see the real world. Oh crap, I am late for office again.

36) What brings a smile on your face instantly?
A girl in the mini skirt…..oh you are talking about face. Sorry, I read something and thought something else. Well then it would be statements issued by Pakistan Cricket Board

37) A word that you say a lot?
Do swearing counts as a word too??

38) What would you do if you were made President of India for one day?
Enact the President rule

39) What is that one thing that keeps you going.
Second hand victor GX 2005 model

40) Who was your first love?
My sister’s Barbie doll.

I Tag – who-so-ever want to get tagged and gagged is most welcome to be my guest.

Rules for those who are tagged:

Respond and rework – answer these questions on your blog, replace one question that you dislike with a question of your own, and add one more question to the list. Then tag eight or ten other new set of people.

(Please follow the procedures. Following this will bring good luck, money, wives, gfs. Ignore this and you will rot in hell, your dick will be chopped, your balls will be fired and you will be butt-fucked by elephant till eternity.)

PS: CID on Sony Channel rocks. If you haven’t started following it, do it from today. Must Must watch!!!