Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Ten Commandments

1. Get four friends in life and share a single bed with them. The sleep will be long remembered ( All for good reasons, If you know what I mean)

2. Never ever be afraid to try things. Booze, Fag, Grass, Floyd, Depp, Wodehouse – Life is incomplete without experiencing them.

3. You can go and kill yourself if you are 23 and still a virgin.

4. No seriously, you need to die now. Like – Right Now!!

5. Spend your weekend only on maggi and egg once in a while.

6. If you are 23 and you don’t own a bike, I will come and kill you.

7. Stop living with your parents if you have crossed the age of 18.

8. Bitching is Nirvana.

9. Fall in love.

10. Meet Anshul Gupta and Michi once before you die.

24 comments:

rd said...

;-)
I too strongly recommend everyone to meet Anshul and Michi (specially those who are depressed in life)

I haven't completed 23 yet! :P

Insignia said...

:-) What a list!

saurabh said...

i agree wid darda.. u will definitely feel better about urself after meeting "chuchi" and "tony" :P.. its not like they ll give u speech or nething but u ll feel by thinking that atleast ur nt one of them :P

Ashtung said...

don't like 8th point... strongly agree with the rest...

the last point should be the 1st in priority..

sandeep said...

i think i should kill my self !!

Pratik Gupta said...

@RD : Sirf 8 mahine hai tumhare paas....Jo karna hai karle warna I am coming to kill you :)

@Insignia: sarcasm ya appreciation :)

Pratik Gupta said...

@Saurabh: TRUE. Michism and Anshuliyan will be the two biggest religion by 2500.

@Sandeep : You need a gun??

Pratik Gupta said...

@Ashtung : You are saying this. you? You belong to Narmad. ou belong to BT. You have been the roommate of Chcha for 3 years. This is the one thing wehich you have done throughout your life and you dont agree.Of all- You???

Abhishek said...

ten is never enough, is it?

Nipun said...

I don't have a bike.
I live with my parents.
I haven't tried some things that u mentioned.

Enough reasons to die..:(

Bbye Bhaiya..
Hum hain Raahi pyaar ke fir milenge chalte chalte..

Cheers

Nuts

p.s. Wait thats just 3. 7 in my favor. I will survive.........

Anupam Chakilam said...

haha..nice rape list

toni said...

@pratik :
Sahi hai bhai.. par mujhe ye bata ki ye 23 ka figure aya kahan se.. :P

@darda : jaldi karo bhai.. log tumhare khoon ke pyaase hain..

@ Changu : kood ja 10 maale ki building se :P

Shruti said...

you score a perfect 10 if you test positive for 8!!!!

Shruti said...

nice read though :D

Pratik Gupta said...

@Abhishek : Sometimes it is But Most of the time you have to stop at one point.

@Nipun: You are still not 23 and You still have some time to save yourself:P

Pratik Gupta said...

@Anupam : Thanks Mate!!

@Tony: First kill yourself for having a name like this. secondly 23 because I am 23. :)

Pratik Gupta said...

@Shruti : 8th point is just another point. 10th is the one which is compulsory. :)

Glad that you like it :)

Ashtung said...

My bad!!! I meant the 7th one...
I am an ardent die-hard follower of Bitchism!!!

Avina said...

so u ve attained nirvana in so many ways( 23 na!!!:P)..wow.
ur ten commendments will surely make the bible fall on its knees..:D

Lodha said...

Quite an interesting one.

Maggi yes. Bike No .Gilrs No.

They are investments , good or bad.

And my risk quotient is zero

Pratik Gupta said...

@Ashtung : Stop Leaving at your ;parents Place. NOW !!

@Avina : Nice, Bible on it knees...I wish Bible was a girl :D

@Lodha: Life is all about risk, Mate!

Ashwin said...

Looks like you're nearing quarter life crisis!

Abhinav said...

i agree to the 7th point , and falling in love once is necessary , it makes you realize that it was just a delusion.

Pratik Gupta said...

@Ashwin : No Mayte, I am having fun :)

@abhinav: Oh! BTW i meant it the other way round. But hwatever happens, Love helps you to grow.