1. Get four friends in life and share a single bed with them. The sleep will be long remembered ( All for good reasons, If you know what I mean)
2. Never ever be afraid to try things. Booze, Fag, Grass, Floyd, Depp, Wodehouse – Life is incomplete without experiencing them.
3. You can go and kill yourself if you are 23 and still a virgin.
4. No seriously, you need to die now. Like – Right Now!!
5. Spend your weekend only on maggi and egg once in a while.
6. If you are 23 and you don’t own a bike, I will come and kill you.
7. Stop living with your parents if you have crossed the age of 18.
8. Bitching is Nirvana.
9. Fall in love.
10. Meet Anshul Gupta and Michi once before you die.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
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I too strongly recommend everyone to meet Anshul and Michi (specially those who are depressed in life)
I haven't completed 23 yet! :P
:-) What a list!
i agree wid darda.. u will definitely feel better about urself after meeting "chuchi" and "tony" :P.. its not like they ll give u speech or nething but u ll feel by thinking that atleast ur nt one of them :P
don't like 8th point... strongly agree with the rest...
the last point should be the 1st in priority..
i think i should kill my self !!
@RD : Sirf 8 mahine hai tumhare paas....Jo karna hai karle warna I am coming to kill you :)
@Insignia: sarcasm ya appreciation :)
@Saurabh: TRUE. Michism and Anshuliyan will be the two biggest religion by 2500.
@Sandeep : You need a gun??
@Ashtung : You are saying this. you? You belong to Narmad. ou belong to BT. You have been the roommate of Chcha for 3 years. This is the one thing wehich you have done throughout your life and you dont agree.Of all- You???
ten is never enough, is it?
I don't have a bike.
I live with my parents.
I haven't tried some things that u mentioned.
Enough reasons to die..:(
Bbye Bhaiya..
Hum hain Raahi pyaar ke fir milenge chalte chalte..
Cheers
Nuts
p.s. Wait thats just 3. 7 in my favor. I will survive.........
haha..nice rape list
@pratik :
Sahi hai bhai.. par mujhe ye bata ki ye 23 ka figure aya kahan se.. :P
@darda : jaldi karo bhai.. log tumhare khoon ke pyaase hain..
@ Changu : kood ja 10 maale ki building se :P
you score a perfect 10 if you test positive for 8!!!!
nice read though :D
@Abhishek : Sometimes it is But Most of the time you have to stop at one point.
@Nipun: You are still not 23 and You still have some time to save yourself:P
@Anupam : Thanks Mate!!
@Tony: First kill yourself for having a name like this. secondly 23 because I am 23. :)
@Shruti : 8th point is just another point. 10th is the one which is compulsory. :)
Glad that you like it :)
My bad!!! I meant the 7th one...
I am an ardent die-hard follower of Bitchism!!!
so u ve attained nirvana in so many ways( 23 na!!!:P)..wow.
ur ten commendments will surely make the bible fall on its knees..:D
Quite an interesting one.
Maggi yes. Bike No .Gilrs No.
They are investments , good or bad.
And my risk quotient is zero
@Ashtung : Stop Leaving at your ;parents Place. NOW !!
@Avina : Nice, Bible on it knees...I wish Bible was a girl :D
@Lodha: Life is all about risk, Mate!
Looks like you're nearing quarter life crisis!
i agree to the 7th point , and falling in love once is necessary , it makes you realize that it was just a delusion.
@Ashwin : No Mayte, I am having fun :)
@abhinav: Oh! BTW i meant it the other way round. But hwatever happens, Love helps you to grow.
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