Monday, June 14, 2010

Trivia about Rajnikanth

Modest Facts about Rajnikanth:

1. The last digit of pi is Rajnikanth. He is the end of all things


2. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.


3. Rajnikanth got his driver’s license at the age of 16 Seconds.


4. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth


5. Rajnikanth can build a snowman..... Out of rain


6. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.


7. Rajnikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.


8. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."


9. Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.


10. Rajnikanth can hit two stones with one bird.


11. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajnikanth can get 100 percent of whatever he wants.


11. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life¦ unless it gets in his way.


12. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to hit you, including the room itself.


13. When you say "no one's perfect", Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.


14. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit


15. Rajnikanth can make onions cry


16. You can reach him at: gmail@Rajnikanth.com

[Disclaimer: I take no credit for this post. All the trivia has been selected by Hrishikesh Ranjharkar, My ex Love. I still love you mayte!! ;) ]

14 comments:

Chanz said...

i fell in love wid your 'mayte'...

Awesome man.. Just too good

R.D. said...

Rajnikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.
i liked this one the most :) rest are good too.

Insignia said...

Now now!!! Who should I thank..You to have put this up or your partner who came out with this??

Truly brilliant!! Rajnikanth himself would love this :-D

Pratik Gupta said...

@Chanz: Thanks a lot mayte !! :)

@RD: Good Choice dude, Good Choice.

Pratik Gupta said...

@Insignia: Oh! You can Thank me :)

The Holy Lama said...

This betters them all. Its truth of life, Its Rajnikanth all the way.

Insignia said...

Ok then!! Thank you :-)

Tangerine said...

I am laughing here!!! Loved it!

Destiny's child... said...

Mayte...I was totally rofl at no.3 and 16...still lol-ing :D

Mulet King said...

Wery nice blog!!!

Pratik Gupta said...

@The Holy lama: Absolutely Correcto!! :)

@Insignia: Its all my pleasure mam! :)

Pratik Gupta said...

@Tangerine: * Happy* * Happy* *Happy* :)

@Destiny's Child: They are awesome, Isn't it??

Ashtung said...

I am sure I have read all those in reference to Chuck Norris..
But like I always say, Chuck Norris is America's Rajnikanth

Avina said...

wow!!! lol!!!