Friday, February 27, 2009

Lizard fucking NRIs

I watched Slumdog
I read White Tiger

One won Oscars and other Booker.

My views: fuck these fucking NRI writers. These assholes don’t know anything about India. These fuckers still lives in the illusion of ‘poor India, hungry India’ or rather they are smart enough since they know glorification of Indian poverty is widely acclaimed and accepted. I don’t have anything against Boyle I m just after the cock suckers like Aravind Adiga and Vikas swarup (writers of white tiger and Q&A respectively).

All these writers have been living outside the country nearly all their life. They don’t even know what the real problems are. I have my problems with country but I know they will be sorted out with time. All these shitholes looks towards west, look in the sky and give a sigh about India. You all fucking morons, stop giving these fucking sighs when you are not even the part of this system. I know we were a little late to start but when we started we were bang on target and we are going at great pace now too. These fuckers should realize everything takes time to improve, everything has to pay their dues and we are paying for our late start but nevertheless we are paying the debt with double installments.

Anyways I sincerely appreciate their efforts for the lengths they have gone digging deep down their asses, searching all the shit they can and then placing it gracefully in hardbound cover. I recommend some more awards should be given to them like vikas should be buttfucked by a black guy and insert a duplicate ‘Made in china’ Dildo inside aravind. The last words for you my dear friends (as you put it in your novels): sisterfucker, mothersucker, assholes, lizard fuckers, cockroach penis suckers…

7 comments:

Abhishek said...

"Cockroach penis suckers"
hypothetical abuses?! :D
But I agree to an extent. Poverty of other nations can attract a lot of viewing from Americans. And besides, they love Bollywood for the love stories. A combination of the two with some good film-making was bound to make big moolah, if not oscars.

JUMPER said...

same here...even i am surprised at slumdog winning the oscars...it wasn't that good....

Damodar said...

Whatever shown in the movie is true, people in slums do live like that.
It's just a movie telling a beautiful story, nothing more. I don't think anyone is stupid enough to think that every people in India lives like that, we didn't make any assumptions about the people in brazil when we watched City of God.

Indigo Lobster said...

take it easy dude! There is no point in trying to hide the reality in a mask of love and patriotism. We all know that all that is represented are facts. India is currently divided between the "have's" and the "have not's". So if some want to make money by portraying the "have not's" - what's wrong in it?
There is also no point complaining about the success of Slumdog in the US. Its basic human psychology. People tend to appreciate all that they are not. Bollywood masala movies in the league of DDLJ, K3G etc etc which represented larger than life affluent Indians succeeded among the masses. Similarly the likes of Slumdog with its audacious representation of poverty ought to win laurels in the US and Europe. Why complain ?

pratikguptaiitm said...

@everyone: i am not against the movie slumdos millionaire...i am against the fucking writers writing abt india when they dont know anything abt this place...

Anonymous said...

haha ...very nicely put inside Arvind cocksucker Adiga....fuck him...what a piece of shit...coming from a cowardly tamil background...these assholes are born to be slaves.... look who was fighting the british in 1857.

Anonymous said...

Did a google search for "Arvind Adiga cocksucker" and landed at this page. Congratulations. I have to agree about this cocksucking adiga. Swaroop was slightly better, but then that asshole bowls(no pun intended) completely destroyed swaroop's novel. If you have to do an analysis of India, there has to be some class. Even Naipaul was more elegant in his analysis of India. This adiga cocksucker is completely full of shit.